What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.