What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.