What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic