What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

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What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.