How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.