What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!