What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.