Tell her a joke on a Monday!
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
It has a rattle.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
A funny bunny
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Unemployed
Because Wednesday is hump day.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.