What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!