How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.