How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Which do you light first?

The match

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.