What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud