Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Answer in comments.
Secretary: My lawyer.
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
tppppthh...."spit sound"
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.