Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What's hard, white, and 10 inches?

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