What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep