What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !