What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !