What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

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What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

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What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)