Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

A: Every man for himself.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Woman Breast Jokes More Woman Breast Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.