Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

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He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

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A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.