What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table