Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
shar pei
Two test tickles
Nothing. She's already been told.
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
His mom.
Your mom
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Looking sharp.
Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
Head to head race
A sandy hook
You jump from the 1st one.
