What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)