What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)