What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)