What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.