What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.