What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.