What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.