What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar