Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
A cow with a cold.
He's ben affleckted.
Arrr make tea
Flemmy
An ironic paradox.
A sneezing ticket holder.
I've cod a cold."
Flu-catcher bread
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A Polysneezin.
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
A cold.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bee with a cold !
Boo
Hot and Cold.
Pik-a-choo.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Peek achoo!
An ant-ihistamine!
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
His balls. Two below.
Phlegmish
A warm back
Because they're so easy to catch!
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
They start coffin.
A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)
They both banged JFK
fish are cool
Cooking times.
The Indy 500.
There was a run on sentences.
A Joint family.
Pluto.
Chilly chili
Cold chili.
Mooove
A cold wall banker.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
The corner, it's 90 degrees.
