Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
A cow with a cold.
He's ben affleckted.
Arrr make tea
Flemmy
An ironic paradox.
A sneezing ticket holder.
I've cod a cold."
Flu-catcher bread
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A Polysneezin.
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
A cold.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bee with a cold !
Boo
Hot and Cold.
Pik-a-choo.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Peek achoo!
An ant-ihistamine!
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
His balls. Two below.
Phlegmish
A warm back
Because they're so easy to catch!
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
They start coffin.
Because he never left the pub.
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Rustle
Christian bale
Dog-gone!
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Recalculating route.
Cos they're always pro-Bono
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
Cellfcentered
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.
