What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.