What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Sister Cell Jokes More Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs