Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

String Jokes More String Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached