Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

String Jokes More String Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)