Because they keep stepping on the string.
He was delighted.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Neither can wear pants
To hide his booty.
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.
Halfghanistan.
A: You get a short circut.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
Stopping it with a shovel!
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
