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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What is mitosis?

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Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What's wrong with that?

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

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Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.