What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!