What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.