Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Because he was Legolas.
Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
They know how to tuck away junk.
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
A: Change it to what
