How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.