How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.