What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.