What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!