What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.