What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.