What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.