Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!