What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Whose line is it anyway?

generous cocaine party guests

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !