What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.