How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

End Jokes More End Jokes

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.