Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.
Brushing your teeth!
An envelope!
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
To sharpen the knife
Black lights matter.
He never got banned.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Acis spades !
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
Diamond
Carbon dating
