What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

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Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Adder Jokes More Adder Jokes

Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ?

Adder you get in here

Why did the viper viper nose ?

Because the adder adder hankerchief !