What kind of snake is good at math?

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

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What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

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Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Why did the viper viper nose ?

Because the adder adder hankerchief !