What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.