What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy