What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"