What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

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Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD