What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey