When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan