What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

Tic Jokes More Tic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !