Essay Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

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Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

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What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

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A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.