What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods