What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.