What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.