What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing