What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing