What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.