Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.