What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.