What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!