What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !