A: Elephants never forget.
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Let's knot."
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
No strings attached
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
He pulled some strings.
They might trip on the string.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Because they keep stepping on the string.
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Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
They we're tied!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
No, you're a lyre!
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
Because it had no character.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
I love your Boo-ty
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
Me: "BRO, you were there."
With its scales!
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
A: My pop is bigger than your pop.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
Wait, I can explain everything!
Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
ATTACH!
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
