What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.