What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Previous Random Joke Next
Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !