How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

Conflict Jokes More Conflict Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.