What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.