What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.