Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
They're trying to destroy the evidence.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
Pollywood!
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
There's no such thing as negative energy"
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Because they have appeal
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Standing on his head!
He was conducting.
